The first order of business here is�if I ever showed up at your house and you had this thing, I would fucking murder you so bad you would be dead and murdered on the ground.

You owe me twelve dollars according to Pam and Douglas.

I refuse to believe melody. I refuse to believe in melody. I don�t believe in melodies. I don�t want-

How many different people fucking on my television with big fake boobies and six packs. If this is attractive � there are never candles. There is never smooth jazz. Who in this room has made love with smooth jazz and candles with curtains blowing your face apart? Punk rockness had no time for silly jazz chord progressions in an air conditioned Saab. It was Cure records and maybe a candle on a filthy bug infested window sill. Your roommate had a friend named Kenny who used to come over and put cigarette butts out on the sill, now part of the elaborate set of your surreal soft core pornographic film. It happens on beaches in Martha�s Vineyard with a Sting CD, or an Annie Lennox DVD Audio disc playing softly in the dining room. Cantaloupe breath on some soccer mom at 3:00 PM on a Sunday afternoon. A stock broker�s cock smelling of one of my favorite melons, how enticing.

I totally don�t this do it

I have to telephone the woman from UPS tomorrow, somebody shoot me an e-mail around noon tomorrow to remind me of this. thanks.

There is some nice melancholy shit happening on the music we created the other nigh

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I hate when you have an uneventful social encounter with a complete stranger. Here�s a conversation I had with an old Jewish looking man the other day in line at a coffee shop:

Man: Those desserts look great huh?

Me: Yeah they do.

Man: I like the (unintelligible)

Me: Yeah.

Man: They�re expensive though!

Me: Yeah.

Man: (unintelligible)

Me: Yeah.

Man: Have a good one.

Me: You too.

Remember the punk rock friend in the movie �Let�s go get sushi and not pay!�? Best line in a movie ever. Shit, I bought the DVD of the original Around the World in 80 Days the other night, the one with the amazing David Niven in the role of Fogg. I think I�ll check some of that out now. You should check out Jim Morrison �

HOW ABOUT THIS DUDE WITH PSYUCCHEDELIC ROCKIET!

HOW ABOUT THIS DUDE WITH PSYEHCDELIKC ROCKETS!

HOW ABNOUT THIS DUSE WITH PSYCHELSICK ROSKE!

Everything is now under psychedelic control with the way we are handling things

HWOA PSYCHDELICK BLACK GUYS!

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