Soundtrack � James Brown � Hot Pants

So there I am in the men�s room of Target the other day rubbing one out because I can�t get the image of the girl at Register 8 naked, out of my head. All of a sudden someone comes in there, along with someone else. They have this conversation:

�did you see Tim last week?�

�no, did you?�

(sound of urination)

�yeah, he�s all fucked up on speed now�

�fuckin Tim�

�yup�

(sound of toilets flushing, doors closing)

Saw the Rock School film last night. Is it wrong that I said �when that 10 year old turns 15, she�s gonna be hot?� on the way out?

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