My phone was ringing at 8:30 this morning. Today is Saturday. I�m not one of those people who loves sleeping so if I am woken up early or whatever it�s no big deal. But hearing a phone ringing in general is usually annoying. It was a woman who works for me, calling to see if I still �needed anything�. I ended up meeting her at 9 something in the morning. I literally did that trick where it was in an envelope, the marijuana that is, and put it in a newspaper and walked out with it in there. I feel like CIA now.

I think that Liv Ullmann is better looking now than Madonna ever has looked.

I think you need to call your mother.

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