Imagine how disgusting it would be to have a severe cold in the dead of summer heat? I think we should appreciate the colds in the cold weather. I�ve had one this year, the first in years now. Now I am crisp and clean with caffeine.

Just had the most disgusting Chinese Food lunch, and then Breaux has to send one of these e-mail survey thingy�s. I am not going to e-mail it, but would absolutely love to fill out yet another fucking one in here since I am getting paid for it. I�ve added some of my own questions as well to better get to know myself

1. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN A THEATER? lord of the rings "the 2 towers"

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Lush Life: A Biography of Billy Strayhorn

3. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Husker Du

4. FAVORITE MAGAZINE(S)? Z Magazine

5. FAVORITE SMELL? rock concerts in the 70�s

6. COMFORT FOOD? ice cubes

7. FAVORITE SOUNDS? trains going by

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Someone knows me well

9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE

MORNING? The cat needs to eat

10. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE? Jack in the Box

11. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? Darlene/Maxwell

12. FINISH THIS STATEMENT, "IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY I WOULD...? bomb Iraq

13. DO YOU DRIVE FAST? yes

14. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? no.

15. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? cool

16. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 'some sort of old man car

17. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? nothing, they all taste bad

18. FINISH THIS STATEMENT: "IF I HAD ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD...", bomb Iraq

19.DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? yes.

20. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU DYE? gray

21. GLASS: HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? urine

22. HOW MANY DIFFERENT CITIES/TOWNS HAVE YOU LIVED IN? 5 or 6

23. FAVORITE PLACE TO RELAX? Virginia

24. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? none

25. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS? Has nice eyes

26. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? a sword, a rifle, and a kitten occasionally

27. TOILET PAPER/PAPER TOWEL-OVER OR UNDER? under

28. OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU E-MAIL THIS TO, WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Jesus

29. MATT DAMON OR MADELINE STOWE? Black Sabbath � Volume 4

30. JESUS OR ELIAN GONZALEZ? � Baby Jessica

31. COMMUNISM OR JUDAISM? Barbituates

32. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS HAVE YOU HAD IN YOUR LIFE? 830 women, 51 men

33. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT CLARE DANES: Jordan Catalano can suck my dick

34. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN ARRESTED? 4

35. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOUR PARENTS BEEN ARRESTED? Collectively, 3 times

36. BOY MEET�S WORLD OR 60 MINUTES? Topanga

37. IS PUNK DEAD? As soon as I have my rifle cleaned it will be

38. FAVORITE MEMBER OF SHA NA NA? Bowzer

39. WHAT EXACTLY IS A BOYSENBERRY? A type of Spanish soap

40. ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE BIG WAR COMING UP? Only if my wife kills George Bush with an airplane

41. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN TO JAPAN? 0

42. ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT BLACK PEOPLE ARE NO LONGER A MINORITY? Hell yeah

43. WHAT IS THE PET NAME OF YOUR PENIS/VAGINA? Wang Chung

44. IF YOU COULD LIVE FOREVER, BUT IT MEANT A FAMILY MEMBER HAD TO DIE, WOULD YOU? Yes

45. DO YOU BELIEVE IN UNICORNS? just fantasy unicorns

46. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU FIRST TRIED DRUGS? 13

47. ASSUMING YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES, HOW MANY A DAY? I don�t smoke any cigarettes that one could count

48. WHAT IS THE CHEESIEST THING YOU�VE SAID DURING SEX? �I love you�

49. WHAT IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING YOU�VE SAID? �I want you to turn over now�

50. VEAL CUTLETS OR THINGS MADE IN SWEATSHOPS BY CHILDREN? Both

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PHONE NUMBER? 978-532-4144

52. FAVORITE MEMBER OF THE SCORPIONS? Rudolf Schenker

53. FAVORITE POLITICAL PARTY? The Scorpions

54. YOUR FAVORITE FEE THAT YOU PAY FROM TIME TO TIME: Late Video return fee

55. CARLY SIMON OR FRIED SHRIMP? Jethro Tull � Aqualung

56. FILLING OUT THESE SURVEYS OR PAYING A HOOKER FOR SEX? These surveys

57. WHEAT GERM: seriously

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