Oh Joy!
2002-10-25 || 100 questions
01. favorite color: white

02. favorite drink: water

03. favorite computer accessory: monitor

04. favorite cookie: ALL

05. favorite author: me

06. favorite beatle: George

07. favorite way of getting caffeinated: coffee

08. favorite chipmunk: Timmy

09. favorite ice cream: vanilla

10. favorite lover: Richard Gere

11. do you believe in love at first sight: no

12. do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom: no, I try not to piss or shit on my hands

13. do you put empty cartons back in the fridge: no

14. do you do things you know you shouldn't: no

15. do you take responsibility: yes

16. do you have someone else's underwear: no.

17. do you associate with people you don't even like: no

18. do you have any psychological disorders: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Attention Deficit Disorder

19. do you drink diet soda: yes.

20. do you kiss on the first date: sure

22. have you broken the law: yes.

23. have you had one too many to drink: yes.

23. have you stuffed cocoa puffs up your nose: no

24. have you backed into something: no

25. have you graduated high school: yes

26. have you bitten someone until the bled: yes.

27. have you ever stolen a street sign: yes

28. have you ever been kissed: yes.

29. have you ever been in a food fight: no.

30. have you ever sucked helium: yes.

31. what are you not doing: fucking

31. what are you talking about: nothing

32. what are you wearing: army khakis, neurosis shirt, adidas

33. what are you craving: Robert Deniro movies

34. what are you lusting: Robert Deniro movies

35. what are you lacking: Robert Deniro movies

36. what are you going to do after this: work

37. what are you dependent on: cigarettes

38. what are you hoping: none of your business

39. what are you reading: Space is the Place: the biography of Sun Ra; The Electronic Explorations of Miles Davis

40. what are you listening to: some Tom Waits wannabee someone is playing in here

41. last movie you saw: The Distinguished Gentleman

42. last person you touched: Andy, guy I shook hands with last night at the show

43. last person you yelled at: Mittens

44. last time you got pissed: 3 years ago

45. last person you told you loved: Angela

46. last thing you drank: coffee

47. last year, what were you for Halloween: I don�t dress up for Halloween.

48. last year, you were: content

49. last time you were on the phone: this morning

50. last song you heard: I have no idea

51. do you want to get married / divorce: yes to marriage, yes to divorce if I need to

52. do you want to have children: sure

53. do you want to tell certain people off: no

54. there was no question fifty four. there wasn't a 21 and there were two 23s

55. do you want to be somewhere else: yes.

56. do you want to be someone else: no

57. do you want to be famous: no

58. do you want to go for a walk: sure

59. do you want to hug anyone: yes.

60. do you want to make a difference: no

61. how do you feel about PDA: no fucking way

62. how do you feel about the other PDA: no

63. how do you feel about alternative lifestyles: no

64. how do you feel about president bush: he killed my wife

65. how do you feel about birth control: It�s unnatural

66. how do you feel about abusive relationships: depends who�s abusing what drug

67. how do you feel about the internet: it is good

68. how do you feel about your family: with my feelings

69. how do you feel about your friends: with my feelings

70. how do you feel about polygamy: I have no idea what that word means

71. do you like jelly beans: yes

72. do you like it when it rains: yes

73. do you like to drive: yes.

74. do you like to eat out: yes.

75. do you like being home: yes

76. do you like the people (or animals) you live with: yes

77. do you like emo: I have no idea what that word means

78. do you like Microsoft: love them

79. do you like your name: No

80. do you like the person you ganked this from: yes

81. worst musical artist: if someone is an artist, I�m hard pressed to give ranking. if someone is a commercial performer, I could make a large list

82. worst feeling in the world: slamming your penis in a door

83. worst color combination: black and white

84. worst texture: pavement

85. worst taste to burp: blood

86. worst thing about people: I have no idea what that means

87. worst thing about outer space: it sucks you away until you die

88. worst element on the periodic table: copper

89. worst disease / infection to get: Attention Deficit Disorder

90. worst position to sleep in: on back

91. you are: 5� 11�

92. you are: anxious

93: you are: a musical genius

94. you are: awake

95. you are: alive

96. you are: heterosexual

97. you are: alone

98. you are: warm

99. you are: reclusive

100. you are: going to be a happy man in 168 hours

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