Oh Joy! | ||
2002-10-03 || live from new york | ||
soundtrack � Sting � I Just Fucked my Wife, for like, 12 Hours It is now cold here today, the goddamned way it should be. It�s fall for Christ sake, I don�t want to see people walking around in bathing suits anymore. On the way in this morning, I saw this woman carrying this big box that looked real heavy, and was pretty big. She looked pretty distressed that she was carrying it down the sidewalk. Because of the way the box was buckling, and that it looked heavy, I came to the conclusion that the woman had a dead German Shepard in the box. I know she had a dead German Shepard in that box, I could read it in her face. I pulled my car over to see if I could see the tail of the dead German Shepard hanging out of the box, but I couldn�t. I called over to her: hey, what are you going to do with that dead German Shepard? excuse me? I said what are you going to do with that dead German Shepard?? I have no idea what you�re talking about sir. Yeah right! I drove off, and immediately made a phone call that I can�t talk about. This woman is in big fucking trouble though. �live from new york� it�s Friday night everybody Friday fucking night tonight everyone will fuck everyone will fuck tonight on Friday night on Saturday night everyone will be fucked up on Sunday morning though when I wake up on Sunday morning I will take another bible throw it in the toilet and piss all over it I will take my high school diploma roll a joint dusted with pcp out of it I�ll take my cell phone and smash it throw it against the wall I�m the david letterman of the cell phone owners circuit the phone rings and then someone talks about themselves for 12 minutes the interviewee never asks david questions when david talks about raking leaves in his backyard his favorite ice cream flavor or his new love interest they cut to commercial and the guest leaves they cut me off like this all the boys are pussy whipped all the girls are cock whipped I�m right hand whipped I have one good idea But I will not tell anyone about it |
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