Oh Joy!
2002-10-02 || let's keep filling these goddamned things out
fuck me with a survey!

1. Imagine that life on the surface Earth is ceasing, and you are being rushed to a one person containment unit underground for the rest of your life. You will be provided with the entire discography of 5 bands/ musicians. Who are they? miles davis, john coltrane, louis armstrong, duke ellington, george clinton

2. You may take an addition 11 cd's (by anyone). What are they?

1) rolling stones � exile on main street

2) black sabbath � master of reality

3) bad brains � rock for light

4) bob dylan � blonde on blonde

5) beastie boys � pauls boutique

6)my bloody valentine - loveless

7)the cure � pornography

8) the smiths � hatful of hollow

9) james brown � revolution of the mind

10) isaac hayes � black moses

11) bob marley � catch a fire

3. You can take 10 movies. What are they? annie hall, manhattan, a midsummer nights sex comedy, crimes and misdemeanors, stardust memories, rumblefish, repo man, don�t look back, gimme shelter, high noon

4. Lastly, you will be provided with every episode of any 3 t.v. shows you choose. What are they? oz, curb your enthusiasm, seinfeld

5. If you were and animal (real or fantasy), what kind of animal would you be, and why? a magical unicorn from a fantasy poster

6. Are you addicted to reading diaries? Why (or why not)? What is the best diary you read? no, because.

7. What is your favorite color? white

8. Conspiracy theories: A) mostly true (and that's scary!) B) probably have some basis in truth C) intrigueing, but probably not true (for the most part) D) total bullshit and paranoia. D

9. If you could eat for free at any resteraunt for the rest of your life, which one would it be? McDonalds

10. If you could destroy the entire discography of any one group or recording artist, like they had never even been formed, who would it be? nobody, art is art no matter who thinks it�s good. this is a stupid question.

11. Do you beleive in ghosts? Have you ever had any supernatural experiences? no.

12. Have you ever been hurt by stage divers (or stage diving), crowd surfers, slammers, or anything of the sort at a concert? What's the worst injury you've sustained? bad brains, 1986 the Channel in Boston some guy with literally the nickname �the wrecking machine� jumps on top of my head making me feel briefly like Christopher Reeve

13. What's the worst job you've ever had? Why? the airport driving a van, why? because, the hours were 6AM to 6pm on Saturday

14. Do you have any pets? What are they? 1 cat

15. Do you trust the news? yes

16. If you could have a super power, what would it be? anal sex

17. Ask yourself a question you'd like to answer, and answer it. are you talking to me? obviously

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