Oh Joy! | ||
2002-09-13 || my menopausal chat experience yo | ||
soundtrack � Gil Scott Heron � the revolution will not be televised Ain�t no woman like the one I got. There really ain�t. So I think the allergies are doing something to my life right now. I woke up this morning and the nose is feeling like a turkey on thanksgiving, and my back still hurts, and my eyes are watery, and I keep yawning, and, well, maybe I�m going through menopause. Can you go through that as a 19 year old African American man like myself I wonder? I wonder how many other young blacks like myself are going through menopause like this. I wondered this the other night, so I went into an African American chat room under an assumed name (not because I�m not African American, but because it�s embarrassing to be going through menopause as a 19 year old African American male), and this is what down. I am Marvin. I cut out the �room stuff� until I started talking to one person. Marvin: Hey, you like music? Brklyn11: yeah all types Marvin: I love all types too man, I like thug hip-hop, I like some smooth type shit too, like J-Lo, and R Kelly, some old school Temptations my granny used to play us back in Louisiana. Brklyn11: you from Louisiana? Marvin: no, my family was, we used to visit her, I�m in Boston now. Brklyn11: your baseball team sucks man! Marvin: yo, check yo self before you wreck yo self! Brklyn11: I�m juss playin yo Marvin: hey, this is one of my first times on the internet, I just got a computer, are there chat groups for like doctors or some shit like that? Brklyn11: I don�t know what you mean Marvin: I�m feelin ill right now Brklyn11: like yo baseball team?! Marvin: yo! Brklyn11: yo! Marvin: I was talking to this dude and he said I might have menopause or some shit like that Brklyn11: my mother had that shit, you can�t get that! Marvin: why can�t I, I fell like shit Brklyn11: that�s for women, they go through that when they get older Marvin: man, I got all the symptoms of it, I feel like I got a cold, but it�s like 20 times worse Brklyn11: let me get my friend up in here, she might know what you�re talking about Foxy411: yo Tim what up? Brklyn11: my man here says he�s going through menopause Foxy411: LOL! Marvin: wassup? Foxy411: you going through menopause, and you a man? Brklyn11: he thinks he�s got the symptoms Marvin: I�m feeling real ill right now, you know, like the real ill shit Brklyn11: Like that new Nelly, that is the real ill shit Foxy411: Tim, you going to see Nelly when we hit the city? Brklyn11: yeah Marvin: yo, I�m a sick motherfucker up in here right now! Brklyn11: I know, you is sick Foxy411: yeah, thinking you got menopause up in you Marvin: why is it hard to believe I got menopause and shit running through me. Foxy, are you like Foxy Brown? Foxy411: yeah, I got the bangin back door like her nigga Marvin: word Brklyn11: yeah, she got it truss me Foxy411: Tim, you ain�t seen me shake everything I got Brklyn11: You shook it all out at that party on 7th that night last spring! Marvin: you two know each other Brklyn11: she used to date my nigga King Foxy411: until he got all thugged out Marvin: what should I take for this menopause I got running up in me right now? My homey says I should just smoke a phat blunt, get in the bathtub and get my shit lifted Foxy411: that sounds like a dope time Brklyn11: yo you two, I gotta be audi, ny nigga Ken is outside my window Foxy411: later Tim! Marvin: nice meeting you in this chat room Tim! Foxy411: where you from Marvin? Marvin: I�m up in Beantown Foxy411: my cousin Darlene lives up there, in Lawrence Marvin: Oh yeah, Lawrence, that�s an ill little city Foxy411: so you gonna take that bath and smoke a blunt? Marvin: yeah, you comin up here? Foxy411: : ) Marvin: you ever have this menopause shit runnin up in ya? Foxy411: you still runnin on about that shit? Marvin: I�m a sick ass nigga! Foxy411: nigga please, you ain�t got menopause�you straight up clownin Marvin: How old are you Foxy? Foxy411: 24, you Marvin: 19, that�s the age when you get this menopause shit in ya! Foxy411: you a funny nigga Marvin: I ain�t funny when I�m walkin like my gramps in tha morning! Foxy411: yo, you got a girl? Marvin: I ain�t got a lady right now, my sisters friend was sweatin me for like a month and then she went off with my friend Boon Foxy411: ain�t that the shit Marvin: you got a man? Foxy411: I�m off and on with this dude Marvin: I am so excited about this internet shit. I hope someone on the internet can help me get this menopause shit out of me Foxy411: you strange Marvin: Let me tell you Foxy411, I got pains all up in my shit that I think came along inside me from this one night I was hanging out with these Chinese leprechauns. Foxy411: huh? Marvin: these Chinese Leprechauns, real thugged out dudes, they came up and gave me poison and shit Foxy411: is that a gang up in Boston or something Marvin: no, these Chinese Leprechauns are the real shit yo, they are little dudes that spray poison in your face and shit when you talk shit Foxy411: I don�t talk much shit Marvin: Well then the Chinese Leprechauns won�t poison you, and you won�t get menopause!! Foxy411: you trippin, you allright?? Marvin: Hold on, there�s someone outside my door knockin Marvin: shit! Marvin: oh fuck dis!!!!!I Foxy411: what�s going on, who was it? one of them Leprauchans? LOL Marvin: can you call someone?!! Foxy411: why? Foxy411: you still there? Foxy411: I�m out, you a tripped out motherfucker. |
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