1) Led Zeppelin � Presence

2) I, Coffee

3) Cigarettes

4) marijuana and masturbation (in that order only)

5) �getting fucked in the ass again?�

6) ( $$$$$$$$)

7) My collection of Pez

8) forgetting your

9) spray painting obscenities on churches and temples around the world

10) �suck that guys black cock, right now Chesley�

the members of the max Weinberg 7 walk into a Chinese restaurant in East Rutherford New Jersey, and take their collective cocks out of their trousers and begin singing the National Anthem. A Chinese man with no arms tells them to leave the premises, or no egg rolls.

so last night was interesting, we played some free form stuff with a DJ friend of ours that went over pretty well, we even did a couple of songs of ours. I think it would be cool to have him sit in at a gig some night. Afterwards I went to the bar in Brookline and saw the �Tuesday Nights� band which was fun, but a little too crowded for my liking. The hash didn�t help getting to bed at 4:18 AM though.

black and red go good together in the right situation.

I have a stomach ache today. fuck fuck fuck.

who the fuck is this janet? is this another one of these porn spam guestbook signing thingy�s?

I fucking so don�t want to

I fucking so don�t want to go outside and answer the phone tonight, I want to stay home again. I never fucking stay home. I�ll go out and play music now as much as possible if I can. I�ll go out and play the guitar every night but I want to stay home too. I don�t like it out there and how they look at me. man I love going out nowadays, seems like I�m always going out and about somewhere, you know like going out you fucking m,o,t,h,e,r,f,u,c,k,e,r

I just told someone: �it probably got fucked up because there are a lot of women that work on that� here at work, in front of the office. Why is it you go out. There are a lot of very confused women. this is why. they can�t fucking drive. there�s a good reason why the stereotype is there, because it�s true. why do they say Italian guys have big cocks? I don�t know, but someone said that once, and now it�s sort of true. Chinese restaurant,. I mean Chinese people take pictures, I saw them.

if this cloudy weather continues on like this, we should have a hit record in no time.

imagine ever taking anything serious again?

I can�t imagine ever taking anything serious again.

I am going to just live as immature and irresponsible as humanly possible, and then I will be happy.

I am going to take this shotgun, and blow my brains all over a playground at recess, after I take out a bunch of little kids with my �steel motherfuckin equalizer motheua fUCKA!!!!!!!!�

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