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2002-04-15 || Whoopie fucking Goldberg
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Tick-tack-toe is losing one of its biggest boosters in Tinseltown.

Starting next season, television game show "Hollywood Squares" will no longer feature useless fucking waste of space Whoopi Goldberg in her recurring position in the center square, a spokesman for show distributor King World Productions said on Monday.

Goldberg, a washed up piece of fecal matter, who has co-executive produced the show in its first four seasons, decided to leave the glorified game of tick-tack-toe after failing to reach a new contract agreement with King World, said King World spokesman Arthur Sando.

"She will not be returning,the fucking whore" Sando said. "But the show will be back. It's been renewed for a fifth and sixth season."

Godamned fucking Goldberg co-executive produces the show with John Moffitt and Pat Lee, but Sando would not say if either of the other two will return. He said the ugly as sin, and not funny Goldberg will stay through the end of the current season, with taping of a final episode set for May 5.

"We'll be making an announcement at the appropriate time, when we feel the whore desrerves attention" about future production of the show, he said.

Based on an earlier game show of the same name, "Hollywood Squares" is a life-sized game of tick-tack-toe in which a celebrities fill each position on the nine-square board.

Two contestants face off against each other, taking turns choosing squares then deciding if the celebrity in that square has answered a trivia question correctly. If the contestants guess correctly, an "O" or "X" is put in the square, and then Whoopi sits on their face.

Since its launch in 1998, that fucking bitch Whoopi Goldberg has been a staple on the show in the prime position of the center square. She has used her connections to help lure other stars to the show, and has played an important role in setting its tone.



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