I just brought the car in to have it fixed. They are going to replace tires, as they are as bald as a nine year old boys genital area, fix the alignment. And at some point this guy named Louie is going to punch you in the fucking teeth. They are going to fix it. I am ready to drive in it now �A NEW CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!� Fuck. I tell you, you could wash the fucking windows on my cocksucker, and I would think that the cocksucker was running better. You do any shit to that motherfucker and it (someone just handed me a stack of UPS Invoices, I so fucking love these fucking things. Fuck) seems like it�s running better and I feel like a million bucks, Like Billy Ocean probably felt on September 753rd . Fuck.

We played the guitars.

So I watched a horrible Pamela Anderson movie last night! Fuck! Pre nose job Pamela. Pre �I�ve now been stretched out thanks to the three legged guy from Motley Crue� Pamela.

Steve, listen to me, you are sick because you didn�t.

I watched a movie. Fuck!

There is no soundtrack because it�s none of your stupid face business.

Fuck.

Electric guitars and shit. Ready, �pick up that electric guitar and play it loud like with rock and roll!!!!!! Owwww. This song is called �Pick Up That Electric Guitar�!!!It�s on our new record!�

Allah is responsible.

Man I hate the television now. Not that I ever stuck my dick in the television and loved it, but shit, what a useless box of electric shit and shit unless you have a movie in or a DVD about Van Halen. Fuck. Who watches it? Raise your hand. Now raise your other hand, now that both hands are in the air you are under arrest, you have no rights now, you have the right to remain silent, and if you don�t exercise that right, you will be shot with a gun that was once a gun that was owned by the soul of Jerry Garcia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck. The whole fucking thing is a shopping network, now they�re selling those american flags we used to steal off of graves on the television. You can find those anywhere, and they want me to pay a big amount of money? I wouldn�t pay with a bag of peanuts for one of them. I would pay something though. Shhhh. I�ll tell you over the phone.

I just heard that Mission of Burma is going to do two shows in January as a reunion. Fuck. I would suck Wolf Blitzers dick in front of a nun to see that shit. I would fucking not cook anything for a month for that gig. I would fucking. Fuck. Fuck Fuck . Fuck. Anyway, you should go see them they are the best band to come out of Boston ever. Sorry Aerosmith, sorry Billy Squire, sorry Boston, all of you.

So check this out, last night we played the guitar and shit in the band. It was loud. Rock and roll happened. So afterwards we needed to get some food in our motherfucking stomachs, as we just dealt with some non stop rocking for over two hours. We never play for two hours, but last night, it was like the first time you have sex with someone who is under the age of 17, it was great, awkward, but great. So yeah, we needed food, and I tell you there was rain. Like in that Christopher what�s his name there with the baboon heart with oh Christian Slater had a film about rain and banks getting robbed or something. So after driving around a couple of different puddles from hell we went to this pizza place that has �Chicago style Pizza�. We sit down, and all of a sudden, this gigantic magical centipede with a moustache and a French accent walks in. Wait, that was in my head. I didn�t tell the dudes about that. So we sit down and Dan has this fucking idea. A lot of times Dan will come up with an idea that is just plain non heterosexual, like �let�s go into that Bed and Bath over there�, �lets cover a song from Rocky Horror Picture Show�, �Let�s go over to the Gap and buy some sweaters�. Last night though, He made a suggestion �Let�s get this Fondue� I said �Fondue?! Fuck You! I have styles you don�t know in the kitchen. I call my kitchen the �bitchin kitchen� when I�m there, because I�m cooking more elaborate shit that Fondue! Okay, let�s try it out." Little did we fucking know what the fuck we were in for! Fuck. This shit was phat (with a ph, oh yeah, I wrote it down there. Fuck)! To top it off, you got these little fucking pieces of toast to dip into the �crab shrimp Fondue� shit. Annnnd. Here�s the fucking real prize. Yesterday was the motherfucking world premier of the shit. We had dudes coming over to the table with fucking ties and fucking hand shakes and question and answer sessions, all because we played the guitars, and we wanted to eat some shit up. The world fucking premier, when was the last time you were at a world fucking premier of an appetizer? When was the last time you realized you were a fucking asshole? Fuck! I�m not going to shit for a week because I enjoyed the meal so much, I want to hold onto it! Fuck. I never knew that a fondue like that could exist in the world of fondues that exist. Did you know that a fondue like that could exist in the world of fondues that exist? No shit you didn�t, you don�t know dog shit. As soon as I got home I jerked off and thought about that fondue. Fuck.

Jna fnd Jane Fonda

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this month is a good time for the music world. We got a new fugazi record given to u syesterday. Anytime there is a new fugazi record out, I have to spend a night with it by myself, it�s like a Cambodian hooker, you want it all to yourself first. You need to study it for a bit, and then you can take it out into the public and shit. James Mathus from the Squirrel Nut Zippers has a new joint out to I need to get, that dude is pretty fucking good. He plays on that last Buddy Guy CD. Fuck. Nothing really new, the new shit is not as fun now. I got that Ryan Adams and I sold it a week later out of boredom and it�s non Viagra like properties.

I got the ride home, and I got the ride out

Fuck

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