I had to take another one of these silly survey's. This one seems punk rock related. Are there still punk rockers?

Sometimes...it's fun to joke around, isn't it?

01. Do you own any plaid clothing? yes

02. Do you own Converse shoes? no

03. Do you own Sauchony shoes? yes

04. Do you own old school Nikes? no

05. Do you wear tight pants? no.

06. Is there more than one zipper in your pants? no.

07. Do you know what a squatter flap is? no

08. Do you own a messenger bag? yes

09. Do you wear your messenger bag across your chest? oh yeah

10. Do you own braces? not anymore

11. Are braces worn anywhere besides the mouth? yeah.

12. Do you have short, shaggy hair? no

13. Does your hairstyle exceed a height of 3 inches? no

14. Would you classify your hair as a deadly weapon? no

15. Do you think Mohawks are "neat"? no

16. Is your hair red or black? no

17. Do you have a favorite brand of hair dye? heterosexuality

18. Do you own a bandana? no

19. Do you wear plugs in your ears? no

20. Are you amused by safety pins? no

21. Have you ever used duct tape as a sewing substitute? no

22. Do you own one or more objects with studs or spikes in them? no

23. Do you own one or more articles of clothing from Dogpile, Lip Service, or Tiger of London? no

24. Do you enjoy leopard print? no

[ Habits/Beliefs]

25. Are you disgruntled (having a general hate for everything)? no

26. Are you an anarchist? no

27. Does the American flag anger you? no

28. Are you "Working Class�? yes

29. Do you dislike "preps"? no

30. Do you dislike Hot Topic? no

31. Do you smoke cloves? no

32. Are you a thin waif? no.

33. Are you vegan/vegetarian? no

34. Do you think meat is murder?

35. Do your nighttime activities usually involve drunken underage vomiting? no.

36. Have you ever slept in an alley or park? no

37. Do you wash your hair less than once a week? I never wash my hair

38. Have you ever gone a week without a shower? no

39. Have you ever been avoided due to your odor? no

40. Do you know who Jack Kerouac is? yes

41. Do you like Mr. Kerouac? yes

42. Should Mumia Abu-Jamal be freed from prison? no

43. Are you a member of the Make out Club? no

44. Do you say "rad"? no

45. Do you say "rockin'"? no.

46. Do you say punk "rawk"? no.

47. Do you shout the word "oi"? no.

48. Do you say "punk's not dead"? no.

49. Do you say "punk is dead"? yes

[ Music ]

50. Do you like bands with "."? heterosexuality

51. Do you like bands with "theory"? heterosexuality

52. Do you like bands with "the"? yeah

53. Do you ever precede your own name with "the" at the beginning? no

54. Do you like bands with the F word in their name or album title? no

55. Do you think "Christian punk" is an oxymoron? who cares?

56. Are Blink 182 fans "posers"? posing as what?

57. Do you have frequent debates over what exactly constitutes a sellout? who cares?

58. Have you ever brought the headlining band food? no.

59. Do you have show flyers affixed to your walls? not anymore

[ Body ]

01. What do you most like about your body? nothing

02. And least? me

03. How many fillings do you have? I don�t know

04. Do you think you're good looking? no

05. Do other people often tell you that you're good-looking? no.

06. Do you look like any celebrities? no

[ Fashion ]

01. Do you wear a watch? no

02. How many coats and jackets do you own? 10 or 12

03. Favorite pants/skirt color? what?

04. Most expensive item of clothing? leather

05. What kind of shoes do you wear? too many

06. Describe your style in one word: white man

[ Your Friends ]

01. Do your friends 'know' you? no

02. What do they tend to be like? passive aggressive

03. Are there traits in you that are universally liked? If they fill out this survey, perhaps they can tell

04. How many people do you tell everything to? none

[ Music + TV + Film + Books ]

01. Favorite band ever? nobody

02. Most listened to bands: all of them

03. Do you find any musicians good-looking? no

04. Can you play an instrument? guitar, harmonica

05. Type of music most listened to? jazz

06. Type never listened to? there�s nothing I haven�t heard that�s worth mentioning anyway

07. Favorite book? the Bible

08. Favorite T.V. show? COPS

09. Favorite Movies? Roots, Schindler�s List, The Color Purple, Do the Right Thing, anything where black people, or jews win at the end.

[ Homosexuality ]

01. What is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or lesbians holding hands? �those two people are gay�

02. Do you detest homosexuality? no comment

03. Do you agree or disagree with gay or lesbian couples bringing up children? no comment

[ General Questions ]

01. Who do you believe is the smartest man alive at the moment? Osama Bin Laden, well he can hide well

02. What do you prefer, a sunny or rainy day? sunny

03. Do you consider yourself lucky? no.

05. Choose one word to describe how you feel most often: like I have to shit

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