Oh Joy! | ||
2001-12-28 || the reason to kill children and elderly people with electric weapons of mass destruction and extreme nastiness | ||
I held the 9mm up to the 9 year old boys head and pulled the trigger. With one quick dud, his lifeless little 75 pound body fell to the floor. I shuffled through his pockets, took the 2 dollars in dimes, and got in my car and drove away. She held the bottle of vodka high above her head, just high enough for it to look like her arms were bending backwards. I walked up to her, and smashed her in the (left) side of the head with a full bottle of Snapple Raspberry Iced Tea (the most overrated cold drink on the market today). We walked through the forest, and when we got to a clearing he told me he had once had an encounter with a little boy behind Walmart. I thought of the song �Wheels of Confusion� by Black Sabbath and ran as fast as I could. They told me they would be there. They told me they would help out. Now that I know they have lied I will do everything to make their lives bad. Get them fired, fuck their wives, have their boyfriend beat up. Maybe spike the water cooler with ammonia again. Robert and I were on a boat. I was looking through different rooms. I was looking for money. I ended up in front of a girl who looked like a boy. �What happened to your hair?� I asked. �I cut it� she replied. This dude got so fucked up one night he made the mistake of walking in front of my car on a dark street in downtown Salem. Nobody was around, so I pulled over and got out. �Excuse me, do you know how to get to the witch museum?� �uhhhh that place is probably closed now� he slurred, like the pathetic drunk that he was. I replied �Did you know that you are going to be dead in less than a minute�. His startled look gave me more than enough desire to give him 7-10 quick jabs in the chest and neck with an exacto knife I had in my breast pocket of my blue (I say it�s a dark blue, everyone else says it�s charcoal) Old Navy button down shirt. we walked into the restaurant like Led Zeppelin walked off that plane in The Song Remains the Same Everyone I know is a fucking moron, obviously. Why are you fucking reading someone�s diary, go read a fucking book or something you fucking nosey bastard. It is so sunny and nice out today, I wish I was at the beach. It�s fun to draw pictures�on the dead bodies of people you just mangled with an Electric Black Sabbath Agothocicle Generational Knife Attachment. Go fuck yourself and visit anopt I fucking love hotorieosnsiowowji2892 I fucking hate your shoes, they are fucking ugly. Top ten worst fucking people in the world: You and the 9 people you call your friends. |
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