Oh Joy!
2001-07-23 || your white ass wants to help me kill drunks on a big race track live on thursday nights and shit
Last night i almost smashed some guys head into the cement for almost spilling beer on me. people like that should be forced to drink a ton of beer and then given keys to a car on a race track with a bunch of other drunks. they could show it on ESPN of Thursday nights. this would help reduce the amount of innocent people killed by drunk drivers, and it would kill a whole bunch of dumb people. I'm going to pitch it to ESPN.who do I call. if you work for ESPN call me, right now. I have some shit i need to discuss with your white ass

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