2000-09-22 - first time and last time, wait, first time and...ummm
2000-09-21 - throw the mother fucker down the stair case
2000-09-20 - conquering New Jersey
2000-09-20 - Ward Cleaver hates you and the fan club
2000-09-19 - that guy on the cover of Black Sabbath Paranoid
2000-09-18 - girl on top
2000-09-17 - medium to heavy flow
2000-09-17 - 150 reasons to drive slower
2000-09-16 - you eat paste you od it
2000-09-15 - "...and you make me throw hammers at stupid looking punk rock dudes with leather jackets..."
2000-09-14 - fried chicken and whiskey
2000-09-14 - wait, you're telling me you ripped up my photo?
2000-09-13 - pee pee mouth
2000-09-13 - all the arms in the world
2000-09-12 - The luck of the skunk
2000-09-11 - I can't place the face, sorry
2000-09-10 - look, I wrote you a letter and everything
2000-09-10 - come by the house and have a glass of milk
2000-09-10 - return to earth welcoming comittee
2000-09-08 - sugar and spice and everything nice
2000-09-08 - he's the guy that looks like all the members of black sabbath except for ozzy
2000-09-07 - houdini and his bag of tricks
2000-09-07 - ex-girlfriends, future wives, and Satchmo
2000-09-06 - I'd take her to the Regal Begal
2000-09-06 - long live the burnouts in bathrobes
2000-09-05 - can I have your hotel key?
2000-09-04 - tisk tisk tisk
2000-09-04 - The lion, the witch and the wardrobe
2000-09-03 - the walk from the car, and the drive home
2000-09-02 - white girls grooving to the tune of ten dollars and a phone call from Mr Big Stuff
2000-09-01 - the look on a mans face is desperation, the look on my face is far from it
2000-08-31 - i'm glad she left, wait what was it
2000-08-30 - thank fuck she fucking left the fuck that she is part 2
8-fuckin-30 - Thank fuck she fucking left the fuck that she is
2000-08-30 - happy happy joy joy
2000-08-29 - you're killin me
2000-08-29 - winters with you
2000-08-28 - the cowboy and the dudette
2000-08-28 - last call for pitchers and shots
2000-08-28 - Donald Sutherland
2000-08-27 - this is the shower I needed
2000-08-27 - A for effort, D for charisma
2000-08-26 - cast of characters/impending nightmares
2000-08-25 - bartenders and rapists
2000-08-25 - I'm built to take flames and drownings
2000-08-25 - hot date with nurse silly boots
2000-08-24 - that godamned asshole won that Survivor thingy
2000-08-23 - I cut my hair and grow up
2000-08-22 - if I had a dime for every time
2000-08-21 - broken
2000-08-21 - the horse is dead, look at it
2000-08-20 - her eyes are a blue million miles
2000-08-20 - breakfast of champions
2000-08-20 - lights, camera, action
2000-08-20 - a big place I keep a tiny part of you in
2000-08-19 - I have a cup of ice cubes and a head full of useless knowledge about guitar players and trumpet players
2000-08-19 - Romper Room and the uncivilized waterfall of lies
2000-08-18 - my favorite ambulance
2000-08-18 - zebra pattern and tinted windows
2000-08-18 - unheard of lull from the in crowd
2000-08-17 - the quick brown fox jumps over the slow green turtle
2000-08-17 - Carly Simon
2000-08-16 - Muzzles from Hell
2000-08-15 - so you're the ambulance driver
2000-08-14 - I only kiss the strange ones
2000-08-12 - boy's cry
2000-08-11 - these horses, and these camels
2000-08-10 - I can't shut up
2000-08-08 - here's a little silence
2000-08-07 - more truth about girls
2000-08-07 - There's a big rainbow outside my window and a cute little puppy on my lap, give me hug
2000-08-06 - quotes of the month
2000-08-06 - a short history of morally offensive robots with bad shoes
2000-08-06 - The horrible truth about girls
2000-08-06 - Nothing affects me anymore
2000-08-05 - all nighter at the bitch factory
2000-08-05 - you are tjhe woh hold on a minute
2000-08-04 - yee-haw
2000-08-04 - same place as the clown with the hand grenades
2000-08-04 - dream
2000-08-04 - i like how the bugs stay home in the rain
2000-08-03 - here's sand in your eye
2000-08-03 - cigarettes and iced water
2000-08-02 - the cowboy get's the shaft
2000-08-01 - Even cowgirls get the blues
2000-08-01 - okay there was sort of like one but i never even touched her or anything i swear on my kitty cat
2000-07-31 - League leader in rebounds
2000-07-31 - In addition to the ninjas we have the scaredy cats
2000-07-30 - one ninja goes this way, one ninja goes that way
2000-07-30 - the car starts quiet for ninjas
2000-07-29 - Ralph Furley throwing up behind the Regal Begal
2000-07-29 - It was Ridalin, it was fucking awesome
2000-07-28 - Audio Daily Double
2000-07-27 - I'll have a raccoon urine on the rocks
2000-07-26 - openthedoor
2000-07-26 - shutthedoor
2000-07-25 - and then there was a nun
2000-07-25 - 2 things I hated about you
2000-07-24 - I don't date anymore
2000-07-24 - Well, not Tori Amos anyway
2000-07-24 - the sun and the bedroom
2000-07-24 - the trick I played on the clown last night
2000-07-24 - oh my god, we like totally just went to the mall
2000-07-23 - can you tell her Christian called?
2000-07-22 - do you have any Led Zeppelin tapes?
2000-07-22 - Nag Champa, crystals, astral projection, hummus, art, candles, and filling yourself with peace and love
2000-07-21 - chinese food, live stuff from Japan, and miniature golf
2000-07-21 - it's electric and it's on fire
2000-07-21 - the girl with the pleated skirt
2000-07-20 - the agenda for today
2000-07-20 - Mike Simondiski is my only god
2000-07-19 - where in the world is san diego?
2000-07-19 - big blonde naked ladies
2000-07-18 - I'm your david hasselhoff
2000-07-17 - Charlie and Darlene sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
2000-07-17 - why I'd love to marry Carry Nation
2000-07-17 - Improvisation, hot dogs, and double plays
2000-07-16 - Priscilla Presleys sister
2000-07-16 - me, a to z
2000-07-16 - It's your favorite foreign movie
2000-07-15 - The Cowgirl and the Scorpio
2000-07-14 - see you next tuesday
2000-07-14 - can I have a show of hands?
2000-07-14 - dawn breaks my jaw again
2000-07-14 - You can have me if you'd like, I'm looking for some company for New Years Eve this year
2000-07-13 - "I'm gonna be perfect from now on"
2000-07-13 - Never order pork chops on a first date
2000-07-12 - steve guttenberg and steven seagal sitting in a tree
2000-07-12 - girls don't like that do they?
2000-07-12 - Everday I Write The Book
2000-07-11 - Best Supporting Actor
2000-07-11 - Never trust an amateur inventor
2000-07-10 - and then the pilot goes to sleep
2000-07-09 - sports talk only from now on
2000-07-09 - Real men don't eat their fruits and vegetables
2000-07-08 - Evan Dando has left the building
2000-07-08 - Rob Halford, John Coltrane, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar
2000-07-07 - intruder alert
2000-07-07 - i miss you.
2000-07-07 - in the interest of insulting my loved ones
2000-07-07 - No, is that so? Well I'll try and remember if I saw anything
2000-07-07 - a little girl has her dreams pissed on, and a grown man takes everything out on everyone but himself
2000-07-06 - I met this woman with 6 arms
2000-07-06 - I bet the earth is actually flat
2000-07-05 - forgive me, someone
2000-07-05 - world famous professional escape artist
2000-07-04 - Okay first we're going to take your head apart, and then we'll tell you what we did with your girlfriend
2000-07-03 - the last big party of the summer and I'm wearing sneakers instead of shoes
2000-07-02 - I went on vacation and all I got was this clear ashtray from the motel, and a very tan left arm
2000-07-02 - the curtain closing on you, instead of me, the big star
2000-07-02 - honey, I'm done with your drugs and your stormy weather
2000-07-01 - a series of dreams and thoughts
2000-07-01 - as i was saying
2000-06-24 - notes from the road pt3
2000-06-23 - notes from the road 2
2000-06-21 - notes from the road pt 1
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