Next thing you know, the genitals.

My mouth reeks of coffee and coughs all night. I'm quite enjoying Siouxsie and the Banshees right now, and the fact that it most likey won't snow again for months. When you drive home from work you need sunglasses for a bit of the ride. Even when it rains nowadays it's okay. Imagine that?

I honestly can't watch people dance without feeling uncomfortable about it. On the TV set, in the movies, and especially in real life. Like at clubs and concerts. I can't imagine ever having a lap dance and enjoying it. If I ever have a bachelor party, this might not be the best thing for us to do.

Saul Bellow died!

before & after