Oh Joy! | ||
2004-04-08 || Donuts and 33 black people | ||
Soundtrack � Elvis Presley � Live in Hawaii Oh my god it�s sun out. Oh shit it�s still the day at work with shit breaking and broken. Today I actually sent someone from work an e-mail back and said �you should always double check your spelling. You�ll come off slightly more intelligent� without answering the original message. I never heard back from them. Why waste money on a college education if you are just there to fuck off and do nothing? I wish I had the money to go to school so I could learn more. This is what pisses me off. Fucking spoiled assholes that want a framed degree to hang on their wall, yet they have no common sense to maybe try and come off as semi-intelligent. The thing is. One of these tests. Oh my God you guys this is awesome. 1: grab the book nearest to you. turn to page 18, find line 4. write down here what it says: "...this provides a preference to let you determine the rule for multi-box situations" 2: stretch your left arm out as far as you can: I can�t do that here 3: what is the last thing you watched on TV: C-SPAN this morning 4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 3:00 PM 5: now look at the clock, what is the actual time: 4:11 PM 6: with the exception of the computer, what can you hear? some metal cd someone is playing in here 7: when did you last step outside? about 20 minutes ago 8: before you came to this website, what did you look at: http://www.lizziemcguire.com 9: what are you wearing: t-shirt, jeans, I don�t know. 10: did you dream last night: probably 11: when did you last laugh: I am always serious. People who joke around are lame. 12: what is on the walls of the room you are in: Dylan poster, picture of a dog eating a dorito out of someone�s hand, MC5 picture. 13: seen anything weird lately: As a matter of fact, no. 14: what do you think of this quiz: I�m having a great time 15: what is the last film you saw: Hell Up in Harlem 16: if you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first: Lots of fire 17: tell me something about you that I don't know: A relative once made me suck his cock when I was a little kid. 18: if you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do: I would prohibit women from voting, driving, and talking. 19: do you like to dance: no 20: George Bush: Was our president, his son is now the president. 21: imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her: a whore if she doesn�t clean her Goddamned room soon 22: imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him: Pete. 23: would you ever consider living abroad: I have no idea what this question means. |
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