So one of the worst things that can happen to a person has been happening. Writers block. Musically anyway. I don�t know if I need to start exploring more different tunings, approach something different. Usually when I stop thinking about it a song will just write itself. But then you sit there and end up thinking about how you�re not thinking about trying to create something and you draw more blanks than a guy with no testicles.

How much hot, wet pussy has the bass player for Carly Simon�s band got in the last ten years?

I got some chicken to eat today. Much like the gentleman singing, I. Actually, that would be racist. The other day though, I said I was going to go eat fried chicken, and guess what I did? I went and ate fried chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken. This isn�t the story though. Who cares, black people like chicken? How racist is that? White people like pudding. When�s the last time you saw a black person eating pudding that wasn�t frozen on a stick with that cocksucking white asshole Bill Cosby holding it? So I�m in line at Kentucky Fried Chicken and I hear Watchin� The Detectives on the muzak machine in there.

Hey, I�m going to eat some lunch now. In the meantime here is a picture of Hilary Duff.

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