Oh Joy!
2003-09-30 || jay leno
Soundtrack � Funkadelic � Live

Let me just say that it is fucking freezing in this office. Someone put the air conditioner on, and now my ass is cold. Fuck that. Jesus Fucking Christ-O-Mighty.

At 33 years old I have never stuck a knife in a pumpkin. Sticking a knife into a pumpkin is equal to sticking your penis into a man�s asshole. I like the pumpkin with nothing done to it. I like it on my desk right here to sit and rot in December or whatever. Perhaps I will be in Miami, and my pumpkin will be rotting up here in Massachusetts.

Perhaps you will be killed in a horrible car accident this weekend.

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