I went to sleep at 4:02 AM EST, and starting at 7:30 or so it sounds like:

a) there are 33 men on my roof banging the ceiling with hammers

b) Biohazard is playing on my roof, and these men have started a pit

c) someone is 4-wheeling. 3 feet above my head

d) There is an alligator wrestling competition on my roof

This would be great to reenact one of those scenes in movies where they shoot the bad guy through the ceiling. I guess my Saturday starts early now, I need to leave

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