I have a headache behind my eyes. I went to bed at about 5:15, and woke up around 10 AM to go to work. Tonight I�m supposed to have�wait what am I talking about�tonight I�m supposed to go out to see a hippie band at the House of Blues. I am disoriented today. Imagine.

I have the energy of a minivan

I have the tongue of

Japaneeeze food!

I�m gonna go out on a limb here and say Johnny Cash sucks at this point, stop making records, and I�ll stop making fun of you old palsied motherfucker.

There is a hole in my stomack that I think the 4 shots of espresso a day have burned there

The amount of cocaine that will be done backstage at the next P

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