Oh Joy! | ||
2002-12-09 || te elf of powerful koinage | ||
Soundtrack � John Coltrane � Coltrane I didn�t leave the house much this weekend. Aside from an uneventful Christmas party for which I got a little drunk, and then felt like a fucking moron, and going out for a couple of hours on Saturday night with JDG I didn�t do much. Well I did kill people all weekend I have nothing of interest to bring here tonight yet again. I did however make my own survey. Seems everyone is doing them nowadays, so I thought I�d make one up. Copy and paste it if you would like and take it yourself! It�s so fun! Quiz: How old are you? 33 Where do you live? Salem, MA Would you fuck your brother/sister for $100,000? No Do you like red meat? yes Led Zeppelin or Thin Lizzy? Thin Lizzy Sperm or diarrhea? diarrhea Favorite color? white Lennon or Brian Wilson? Lennon Favorite Food? chicken Jews or Muslims? Muslims Christmas or Thanksgiving? Christmas Boots or Shoes? Boots Cocaine or Heroin? Heroin Alcohol or Milk? Milk Genocide or Slavery? Genocide The Jeffersons or the Cosby Show? Jeffersons 227 or Party of Five? neither LSD or Fried Clams? Fried Clams Guns or Knives? Knives The Flu or the Measles? both Would you kill another human being if you knew you were guaranteed not to get caught, for $1,000,000? yes Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? Malcolm Rodney King or Willie Horton? Willie Radiohead or hot man on man anal sex? Radiohead Letting me give you a facial or letting me buy you dinner? Letting me give you a facial Spongebob Squarepants or Michael Schenker of the Scorpions? MS from the Scorps Jam Master Jay or Tupac Shakur? JMJ Giving money to the homeless or punching racists in the face? Punching racists in the face Woody Allen or Woody Harrelson? Allen Child pornography or hot �priest on nun� sex? Child Porn If you had a gun to your head and were told to either fuck a pitbull in the ass (with a strap on if you are female) or watch your parents fuck which would you do? Fuck the pitbull Gin and Tonic or Milk and cookies? Milk and Cookies What have you learned about yourself from this quiz? nothing |
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