Every fucking whore in the world will be lit on fire and thrown into the Euphrates. babies and tigers

I couldn’t go to work today. I’m not going to do anything. I am going to start actively looking for a new job soon I think. This isn’t cutting it. I need something that requires no brain power at all. I can’t stress how fucking much I hate a job where you sit down at a desk in front of a computer all day. I was actually looking into getting a job as one of those people that goes and cleans up after something bad happens. How do I get that job? I would assume you get paid a good amount of money as I highly doubt anyone would want to clean the blood and brains off of a wall, or the excrement off of the floor of someone who died. I would like to do this job. I would enjoy doing this job. Cleaning up the remains of an object. An object that has no soul anymore, just a dead body on the floor. This sounds intriguing as long as it’s not someone you know. Perhaps when I kill myself this November I will make sure I am mindful of the people coming to clean up and I will not

whatever, anyway

We may see Anchorman tonight.

kunthole faggits

What’s with the sudden popularity of people playing cards on TV? Could something be more boring than that ? I think I’d rather watch

I think I’ll go lay down for three or

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