Fuckin Boom!

I avoided the one thing I was looking forward to today, driving home from work. I stayed home from work because I just didn’t feel ready to face outside today. I literally did nothing all day, finally went out at 8:00 to get cigarettes and coffee. Evidently it was warm out all day.

This ITunes thing is getting more exciting by the minute. I now have 1,059 songs on here taking up about 4.5 GB. I have about 85 GB left to fill. This is something that I derive pleasure from right now. In the summertime. Yowza. I have 49 George Jones songs on my hard drive right now.

The Oakland A’s were destroyed tonight, as were the Yankees. Your asshole was destroyed that one night in college at that dude’s apartment.

John Edwards – Oh, so they found the youngest son of Kirk Douglas dead today. That’s sad. I vaguely remember hearing about him being a drug addict and having trouble in the past. I imagined the long hug Catherine Zeta-Jones gave Michael upon hearing the news.

I watched one of those talk shows today where they do a DNA test to determine who the father of a baby is. Can I just say those people are fucked beyond recognition? The dudes do a dance and start yelling ebonical expressions out loud presumably to the soul of 2Pac or something when it is determined that they are not the father.

Today I remembered blowing some older kid when I was like 9 years old. That wasn’t very nice of him. How about you, do you remember any of the times you were molested or touched in a bad way when you were a kid? Feel free to share, we’re all adults here.

before & after