I’ve decided to introduce the word “nigger” into my vocabulary in this diary, so we should start seeing that show up a little more often over the next few weeks. The transitional period might be peppered with a few “colored person” references, but for the most part, “nigger” will be the word we are looking for. We started out with a quick “kike” reference the other day to get things started. Hopefully by the end of the summer words like “nigger”, “kike”, “spic”, jokes about breast cancer, rape, etc. will be more the norm. Please join us, it will be fun!

OMG LOL, some people can’t take a fucking joke. I fucking love black peoples, I ain’t about using the “n word”.

I got paid yesterday, I now have $20 to my name until July 7th. If the cheap big nosed Jesus killers didn’t run my company I wouldn’t be in this position. Seriously though…I need a new job. I am sick to death of this fucking job. There is not one tiny thing I like about this place. I despise coming here every morning. I get excited for the drive home from work every night. FUCKING HATE IT HERE. I really need a job doing something that does not involve sitting in front of a computer. It’s at the point where I believe computers are probably worse than television. I want a job where I’m standing on my feet for 9 hours lifting heavy shit and not having to deal with anyone. How people can put on a tie and sit in an air conditioned office and enjoy it is beyond me.

What’s with all the weddings I keep hearing about? Everyone I know is either getting married, going to a wedding, getting ready for a wedding, buying shit for a wedding, jerking off to some hot redhead in a wedding dress, the whole nine yards. Marriage baffles me. I guarantee every person I know that is married, or is getting married at some point in the next few years will be divorced and miserable in five years. What a waste of fucking time. Spending nights at department stores looking for fucking curtains, taking your wife to the clothing store. Hears hoping I am dead and buried in the next two years. I have no desire to do any of this shit, and I have no desire to live past age 36, seriously. My whole life has been a complete waste of fucking time. Thankfully I stopped exercising, I continue to smoke a pack and a half of cigarettes a day, I continue to smoke pot throughout the day, I drive recklessly, I drink about 8 cups of coffee a day, I’m close to 300 pounds, I eat fast food constantly and I don’t really give a shit if I die. How about you? Are you striving to live as long as you can because life is so amazingly awesome, and you can’t wait to get home to your husband or wife? That’s great for you, this is the road I want to go down though. Dead at 36. Watch me.

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