What kind of a fucky organization does the internet is? I try to set this new shit up but you can’t update it, and you can’t do anything because someone who works there is kuntholed. So I’ll be here. I’ve decided to make the new one public as well, once it’s set up I will put the new address here or something. I can’t take not being gold.

The Red Sox one.

Okay so I spent some time downloading and decoding some audio files and was flipping around the TV and a George Carlin stand up thing was on. After a while, he’s not that funny.

Yesterday, I made it from Albany, NY to Burlington, MA in exactly two and a half hours. This is funny because yesterday, your mother gave head to some guy she used to work with behind The Dress Barn.

I realized I somehow manage to go on vacation every couple of months, either for a week, two weeks, a weekend, a long weekend. I can’t imagine not traveling. I decided to drive to Baltimore in July rather than take a train that could be blown up by a religious zealot.

Imagine fucking Olympia Dukakis in the ass right around the time of Steel Magnolias? She was on fire around that time.

Some of my best friends are Jews. I see a number of homosexual men and women on a weekly basis and shake hands, etc.

I think I lied a while back when I said I had every single Yes record. Now I do, aside from the newer ones. I think I may start getting some of those though. I have every single record up to 90125 now. I was going to make a big Yes mp3 mix CD to play in the car, but I was short one record. I took care of that last night, and now that it’s close to 1:00 AM, I figure I’ll start working on it again.

Shit, this rocks.

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