Oh Joy! | ||
2003-07-07 || these are the sentences we can not use | ||
Soundtrack � The Cure � Three Imaginary Boys �you are a fucking cocksucker� �the number of times I fucked Kerry in my car circa 1989� �let�s take our clothes off and put this Bob Welch record on� �And now, a black man will attempt to go home with Jesus� �I will let you see the seahorse if you take me out for the chicken� �Homosexuality� �Fried bubble gum from a unicorn of hope� �I would like to purchase this bag of rusty dimes from you� �you fucking asshole, don�t touch the fucking window button!� �Dear God, I fucked my mother last night� �she must be blind, or just stupid� �Don�t get your card mixed up with those tickets� �I�m one part Jennifer Annsiton one part Billy Ocean, and one part Adolf Hitler, I am the motherfucker you motherfucking motherfucker� �He sat down and began to write his life story, in meals� �We will not go down that road again-period!� �We defended the statue, now you have to defend my wife�s chicken dishes� �Telly Savalas on coke� �The amount of money I have on this particular horse will make all the difference� �we eat pussy, we are the San Jose Sharks Accounting Department� �Randy Rhoads is dead, thank fucking God� �I have providence, I can kill you all� �Dear Phil Collins, I just wanted to tell you this�� �This is the team of people that will be taking you to Venus� �Ladies and gentlemen, Richard Bach, on qualludes� �the number of lies I have told from 1996-present� �Paul Simon�s shaved pussy� �Father, I want you to stop taking heroin now, I�m scared� �Holy shit, it�s hotter than Barbarella out here!� �Name your favorite way to prepare spinach, without actually using spinach� �The day the Olsen Twins discover marijuana� �My name is Jesus Christ, this is my dog Poopieface� �Hello everyone, it�s good to see everyone is wearing white shoes� �Hillary Clinton�s copy of Megatrends� �cockckckcocockckcockcoco suckers!!!� "Mr. President, I've just shit my pants" ---air conditioning does this to you-- |
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